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The Girenspitz is a mountain in the Rätikon range of the Alps, located north of Schiers in the Swiss canton of Graubünden. It is the culminating poing of the group lying between the valleys of the Taschinasbach and the Schraubach.
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Cetraria islandica, also known as true Iceland lichen or Iceland moss, is an Arctic-alpine lichen whose erect or upright, leaflike habit gives it the appearance of a moss, where its name likely comes from.
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